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This section of the Forces-of-Nature website contains profiles of some of the characters often found on the beaches of West Wales. Unfortunately I don't have photos of all of them, so if anyone out there knows these people and has a (preferably embarassing) photo of them then send it to me. |
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Me
Well, theres not much I can say about myself is there,
and as this is my site then you should be able to get
an idea about me from it. I'm 31 and still don't live
in the real world with a proper job etc. I'm still
working at completing my geology PhD and I'm currently
self-employed as a gardener, cleaner and 'odd-job'
person. I have also worked (among other things) as a
surf lifeguard in North Devon, and full-time for three
years as a zookeeper at Bristol Zoo.
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Adam
Adam no longer lives with me, so I can say as much
about him as I want!. For some reason he can't possibly
go windsurfing if his harness is wet, and until
recently preferred wobbling ('cruising' he called it)
on his long board (more like a battle-cruiser than a
sailboard) with big sails on flat water. If the wind
got up he'd then sail a few feet from the shore and
impress us with his amazing catapult trick.... All this
has changed, he now has a new short board, smaller
sails, a waist harness (so that he won't have that 'wet
feeling' around his buttocks), and WHEN he goes out
windsurfing he impresses us with his amazing catapult
trick. HOWEVER, as soon as he got all this new kit, he
sold his soul to the dark side, moved inland and got
himself a girlie..As far as I know he hasn't been near
the water for ages... Maybe he's scared of it??
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Andy 'New Moves' Reed
Quite the opposite to Steve, Andy
lives here but spends much of his time working in the
Midlands. Often seen posing on the beach with the wind
in his hair... Ponce! Opposite to Steve in other
respects, Andy doesn't feel the need for speed,
preferring to practice freestyle moves such as
helicopter duck in the water tacks and forward loops
without his board.
His board of choice is very much a nose design, a F2 New Move resembling a mal! Andy also has an AHD Exocet 285 for those light wind days and an AHD Prowave 259 for rippin' and hittin' those 'spastic ramps! He has now got into surfing with the purchase of a little fish and seems to be preferring that to windsurfing these days. |
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Anna
My gorgeous girlfriend Anna. She's not really into
doing the same sort of sports as me, but does know more
about them than most people and has a go now and then.
She's usually quite happy just sitting on the beach
watching and helping. She has got her own sailboard
(Bic Samba) and rig and a mountain-board (Scrub). She
doesn't get to play with her toys much because I'm
usually far too busy playing with my toys to be able to
help her. (Sorry Anna!). She has also had a few goes
with my kites and seems to fly them in a particularly
energetic manner with legs and arms all over the
place!
She's also into music and plays the trumpet and the cornet in the local Aberystwyth Silver Band and in the orchestra at the university. |
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Ben
A local windsurfer who started kitesurfing for a while but soon came back to windsurfing.. He
now sails a F2 Wave 259 and has a F2 Max2Air 264. I think he also still has a Bic Veloce which doesn't get used as much as it used to. He's
doing a PhD. at the university, so obviously has more
spare time on his hands than most and manages to get to
the beach fairly regularly....Well, it is his back garden (literally).
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Dave
Dave's primarily a climber and has just moved out of
our house (His girlfriend Alex hs moved in instead,
which is a little strange?). He's also bought himself a
wetsuit and a boogie board and will soon learn to swim.
Once he gets that far, there'll be no stopping him
catching waves at the 'Harbour Gap' [It's Harbour Trap.
Dave] and pulling 'huge sky' [try 'big air'] in his
aerials... Maybe he should learn the lingo before
learning to swim. He also has a severe case of verbal
diarrhea and constantly mumbles complete and utter
rubbish. All this is made up for though on those rare
occasions late at night when he turns in Jarvis
Cocker.... This truly is a sight to behold.
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Dave & Sarah
Dave and Sarah are relative newcomers to the Aber area,
having recently moved from the Midlands to Ynyslas.
They still work in the Midlands, but now live virtually
on the seafront... Good move. They both windsurf and
play around with kites and mountainboards. I think
Sarah is almost as good as Dave now. They are both just
about ready to progress onto shorter boards and higher
winds, just as soon as they really get water-starting
sorted. They know how to have a good BBQ, although
their charcoal lighting technique isn't up to
much...Apparently there was too much wind, not a good
excuse for windsurfers! I also caught them going into
the sea the other day with (dare I say it??)...boogie
boards..shame on them!!
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Derek
Derek is one of the local 'hot-shot' windsurfers who
never goes out unless its absolutely blowing a hoolie and
the sea is a blown out, boiling cauldron of foam. Mind
you, he has recently got into kitesurfing and can be
seen most days getting dragged from the Golf Coure Car
Park to the Lifeboat station by a Wipika kite. He's getting there with the kitesurfing now though and does little else these days unless we can persuade him to dust off his windsurfing kit for the odd session.
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Harvey
Harvey... Well, I can't say too much about Harvey for
fear of people finding out where he is and who he's
with... Shhh!
I can say that he's a long-haired hippy surfer and climber who has a habit of 'upping and leaving' whenever anything gets a little too serious or too settled. When this happens he disappears for 6 months or so, only to materialise slightly wilder and with stories of living in caves in Spain and three-night long parties.... Stick with it Harvey, wherever you may be. |
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Ian
A relative newcomer to Borth. Ian has just got into wave-sailing after spending a while sailing fast boards on flat water. He now loves Borth and just can't get over how few people there are in paradise. He is usually seen out on a Fanatic Cross 110 and drives to Borth from Shrewsbury whenever the forecast looks good.
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Jay
Jay's gone. He was a local windsurfer who did little
else other than windsurf and work. He did attempt
surfing once or twice, but thought better of it!
Anyway, all this is academic as he's now emigrated to
Australia... No doubt he'll take up surfing again.
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Joe
Joe's real name is Jochen, but I think he likes to be called Joe to hide his true German identity!.. He's an imposter! He's actually an OK guy if a little mad, after all he wanted to be included in this little list of people and even volunteered the slightly dodgy photo. I think the fame of being in Boards magazine has gone to his head and he now wants a mention wherever he can get it. He's a pretty good windsurfer and drives to Borth from Telford whenever the forecast looks good. He started windsurfing in 1996 and has windsurfed along the northern coast of Denmark, the German coastlines, in the Netherlands in northern and southern France, in Spain (Tarifa) and the Canary Islands. He still says that the best place with the friendliest people and excellent conditions is Borth.
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Mike (Smith)
Mike is a fairly recent addition to my acquaintances.
he used to be pretty handy on a motocross bike, but
broke his back in an accident which has put a stop to
that. He's now into kite-surfing in a BIG way, and will
no doubt soon become a bit of a name in the
kite-surfing world (if his good looks don't get in the
way).... Pretty-boy Mike! As far as I can tell he's
also one of those annoying people who seem to be
naturally good at everything... Hopefully this means
that they don't get as much satisfaction out of doing
it, but somehow I doubt it.
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Owen
The amazing surfing sheepdog puppy. Owen is Andy's dog and follows his master in having
many mad days. This dog loves nothing more than sand
and will chase it all day long. He enjoys terrorising
tourists, relying on his cute looks for food. He still
has some way to go with training as he has yet to learn
the difference between peoples legs and lampposts.
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Richy
Richy, Richy, Richy... Ginger little Richy. What can we
say.. Dribbling ginger, kebab munching, beer monster
Richy? Other than this, he's a surfer. it took him a
while to get to grips with surfing, but he's getting
there now. He did dabble in windsurfing at one point,
but then sold his kit after a couple of attempts. He
then did the same with a kayak and then a power kite.
He also climbs and dives and seems to spend his time
teaching diving these days. Trouble is, this quite
often leads to trouble, such as being arrested in
Bahrain... Nice one Richy!
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"Radical" Rob
Rob is another regular at Borth who travels from Shrewsbury when the conditions look good. He quite often only makes it as far as Bala though. Until recently he always sailed his huge AHD Free Diamond, usually with a big sail, but he has just treated himslef to a brand spanking new Quattro 264 (110l) freestyle board and now only brings that to the beach which means he can't get planing when the wind is light. He seems to have windsurfed in many exotic places, including Maui where he apparently stayed with Jason Prior and Josh Stone, or was it Robby?
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Rob No.2
Another Rob, also from Shrewsbury who is a new visitor to Borth. He races for the Army so doesn't windsurf here that often, but has recently got into wave-sailing and comes to Borth with Ian. I don't know much about either of them yet, but will no doubt have some little anecdotes to tell you about soon.
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Simon
Simon is one of the better local windsurfers. He lives virtually on the beach and although he used to windsurf loads, now has various other commitments such as an ever growing family and a business to run. He still gets out whenever the conditions are good though and although not into tricky freestyle type manouvers does enjoy to go stupidly fast and jump ridiculously high. Simon surfs a little bit to and is getting into kite-surfing, but is more often than not seen walking his dog and children up and down the beach.
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Steve
Steve lives in the Midlands, but is a regular visitor
to West Wales, often with poor timing, arriving just
after epic conditions... If you know Steve's coming to
visit tomorrow, then go windsurfing today! Steve's a
competent windsurfer and being fairly large enjoys going
fast (and does do so). He'll go out in all conditions
sailing either his Fanatic X-Ray on flat water and his Fanatic Bee 104 or Mistral Score 8 on the sea. He seems at the moment to favour 'no-nose'
design boards (well, he keeps snapping the
noses off his boards anyway). Steve also seems to
have an unexplained fear of seals
and thinks he's got tennis elbow!
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Steve & Ann
Steve and Ann are regular visitors to Borth in their Talbot Camper Van (that they like to call a bus!). They drive down from Stourbridge usually on sunny weekends and then sit at the golf course car park waiting for wind. Steve sails a Fanatic Bee 104 and seems to have improved all of a sudden and now sails competently on the sea. I think his most treasured possession is his bright orange Gecko Helmet, and his pronounciation of Welsh place names needs a little work.
Ann also windsurfs apparently although I've yet to see her out there. |
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