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Loxley
A Force-of-Nature **
Member #: 1919 Posts 382
Registered: 26-5-2006 Member Is Offline Mood: all I need is everything...
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posted on 15-5-2007 at 15:17 |
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So I went to Falmouth and...
Well, didnt make the trip to Borth this weekend as hoped as had an impromptu visit down to Falmouth to see my eldest son.
Had a night out on the town saturday. Ended up in a bar, got chatting to a few local ladies. Well, there was this one woman, a bit
older than me at 51, but very nice all the same, certainly a life by the sea hadnt done her any harm. She had a naturally tanned look
and was fit in all the right places. We got to talking about kids and was flattering me with the 'you dont look old enough to have a
son of 21' speech etc.
Anyway, one thing led to another and the talk loosened up a bit as the drinks continued. Got around to talking about 3'somes and had I
ever had the pleasure and in particular a 'mother and daughter' ? To which I replied "no, but lived in hope".
So, with my son off with his girlfriend to another bar I was left to my own devices. The aforementioned lady invited me back to hers.
Opened the door to a very nice house and a few kisses later we are over the threshold. She leaned in and whispered... "are you still up
for that mother and daughter session ?", a big grin from me answered her question, at which point she leaned on the stair rail and
called out "mum, are you still awake ?"
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crut
Hot shot
Member #: 2475 Posts 42
Registered: 9-10-2006 Member Is Offline Mood:
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posted on 15-5-2007 at 15:29 |
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Hahaha, brilliant, I guessed the punch line but it was still an excellent joke
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