booger
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| posted on 19-3-2007 at 08:10 |
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Booger the comedian!
What is the hardest part of being a surfer?
Telling your parents your gay
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shem
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| posted on 19-3-2007 at 09:39 |
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Yes taken from the old classic ski versus snow board wars of the last decade.
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nick-r
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| posted on 19-3-2007 at 16:12 |
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quote:
Originally posted by booger
What is the hardest part of being a surfer?
Telling your parents your gay
do you actually know who your parents are booger...you ******* abo......lol...
G-lord
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booger
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| posted on 20-3-2007 at 12:30 |
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quote:
Originally posted by nick-r
quote:
Originally posted by booger
What is the hardest part of being a surfer?
Telling your parents your gay
do you actually know who your parents are booger...you ******* abo......lol...
G-lord
G-Lord, that stands for Gay Lord?
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nick-r
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| posted on 20-3-2007 at 16:55 |
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quote:
Originally posted by booger
G-Lord, that stands for Gay Lord?
i'm hardly surprised that you knew that boooogers......
so....wot did your parents say when you told them..?
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booger
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| posted on 20-3-2007 at 21:12 |
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i thought i didnt know my parents? get your shit straight. Gay lord haha
C-Lord (Clit Lord)
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booger
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| posted on 20-3-2007 at 21:17 |
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Nick-r (aka gay lord)'s mum, gives the best headjobs.... ever
Cheap as too.
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booger
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| posted on 20-3-2007 at 21:39 |
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Q :Why don't surfers have mates who bodyboard?
A: Because if chicks find out yours mates bodyboard, they are definately going to root them
Q: what is the difference between nick r and the beaconsfield mine manager?
A: One gets his minors stuck in a shaft, the other (nick) gets his shaft stuck in minors
Q; Why is riding a wave better than a chick?
A: You can ride many, without having a sore dick for weeks
A: You can ride one at the same time with a mate, without having to see each others dicks
Q: What do a fat chick and a kiteboard have in common?
A: They are both fun to ride but you dont tell your mates about it
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nick-r
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| posted on 21-3-2007 at 00:14 |
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quote:
Originally posted by booger
i thought i didnt know my parents? get your shit straight. i'm so Gay hah
 steady on rolf.....i was inquiring as to whether you actually knew
your parents, not stating that you did'nt.
you hav'nt told them have you booogers....
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booger
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| posted on 21-3-2007 at 08:11 |
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i know your mum very well, even she calls you Gay Lord
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nick-r
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| posted on 21-3-2007 at 15:50 |
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rolf harris is a legend
altogether now....... .
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shem
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| posted on 21-3-2007 at 21:49 |
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If you treat "chicks " properly Booger you wont get a sore dick, you aint ment to just stick it in dry. Youll learn!!!!!!
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nick-r
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| posted on 22-3-2007 at 00:48 |
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The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky...
Three boogey boarders, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire , each
embroiled with the bravado for which they think they are famous.
A night of tall tales begins....
Kiven, the kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest boogey boarding dude there us. Why, just the other day, I was on a wave i and
scared a 10 foot great white. Et ate sux men before I dived on it and wrestled it weth my bare hends end beat ut's bliddy 'ed un.
Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I was on a 20 foot wave when a killer whale made a move
for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and tore it's head orf ind and then shat in the hole. Ind I'm still here today".
Booogers the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis......
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mNeil
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| posted on 22-3-2007 at 11:22 |
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dont know if this should really be on this forum Al , you might need to delete the ramblings of the youg!
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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justal
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| posted on 22-3-2007 at 13:35 |
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I was thinking the same Neil.....
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Spooker
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| posted on 22-3-2007 at 20:27 |
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Like the new avatar Neil.
Far too much hair to be a likeness mind......
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