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posted on 13-10-2005 at 11:01 Reply With Quote
Women!

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.
Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me saying that tubby men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................
So I told her to f*ck off.

[Edited on 13-10-2005 by Graham]





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posted on 13-10-2005 at 11:21 Reply With Quote
Ha Ha, I bet you would, in the morning

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posted on 13-10-2005 at 11:33 Reply With Quote
yu sucked me into that one Graham !





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posted on 14-10-2005 at 11:52 Reply With Quote
even the fat ones need lovin!
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