dunk
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Ask Neil
After a boozy night in Eygpt we came up with the idea of an "Ask Neil" thread as he's a wise dude. You can ask anyting you like
here
I'll start,
Neil,
Was Captain hook a single handed sailor? its been bugging me for a while
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shem
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 18:47 |
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Neil, My mountain bike keeps slipping out of gear when in front middle cog, and rear 2nd? Please advise o' wise one.
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mNeil
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 19:35 |
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ahaa! the dunkster, always a clasique this one, it of course depends on how many crew were aboard.
alas shem; in order to avoid these tedious miss-haps, its obvious- always peddle backwards.
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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col123
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 19:35 |
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neil why do people keep asking silly questions
To Infirmary and beyond..
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col123
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 19:37 |
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another one oh wise one..was it Als alter ego in eygpt or just dunks fiddler crab fantasy
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mNeil
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 19:39 |
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to one as wise as the colonel all questions must appear silly
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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mNeil
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 19:41 |
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alas poor fiddler ; on the other hand!
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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col123
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 20:27 |
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why does graham always sleep in the car yet his arms arent as big as dunks
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col123
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| posted on 15-2-2005 at 20:28 |
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can i answer shems question..cause your fat
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shem
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 07:43 |
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Well Col, Twch dyn pob sais. A cer adre y diawl tew!!
Feels better to have that off my chest.
hee hee.
[Edited on 16-2-2005 by shem]
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LukeN
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 09:19 |
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Ask Neil
How do they get the figs into the fig rolls Neil..?
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dunk
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 10:25 |
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Why is there never anything new in antique shops?
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col123
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 12:32 |
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whys the top of the stairs called the landing
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mNeil
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 18:59 |
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questions questions! one i have puzzeled on for a time: why when your hair stops growing on the top of your head does it start growing
out of every other orafice; ears nose etc ummm now if anyone could answer that one a wise sage they would be.
actually shem probably answererd it, only he cant spell and so we cant understand what he said.
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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mNeil
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 19:01 |
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actually i think luke that they form the biscuit around the growing fig trees and the clever bit is getting out the tree and leaving
the fig.
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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mNeil
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 19:03 |
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master dunkster , twas a wise man who opened the first antique shop no?
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
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mNeil
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 19:05 |
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colonel, the landing is where the sand man sets down as you go to sleep, you could hardly expect him to land on bumpy stairs ,now could
you.
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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col123
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| posted on 16-2-2005 at 20:35 |
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why is it when shem knows the truth he talks welsh
p.s. hello luke
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mNeil
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| posted on 17-2-2005 at 10:43 |
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they apparently didnt get the + and - the correct way round when they wired up his forntal lobes.
A KITE IS FOR LIFE!! THAT IS IF ITS A YARGA.
founder of storm'n Normans van club!
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Spooker
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| posted on 17-2-2005 at 11:03 |
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Appears to be a gap in the Sage's database of answers here, Shem is referring to the Colonel as 'that fat english devil'...if my
schoolboy Welsh serves me correctly. Of course I am a bit rusty (and not a true Welshman Neil), so he may have been asking for a date?
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