justanna
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| posted on 8-12-2003 at 16:07 |
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I'm not sure if that's allowed! What would he give you in return I wonder???
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bucski
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| posted on 8-12-2003 at 22:10 |
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hmmmm, lots of good wind reports????
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justal
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| posted on 9-12-2003 at 07:15 |
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OK... Here you go bucksi, in exchange for Brownie Points, you own personal forecast.
For the forseeable future there will be blue skies, blazing sunshine and a steady 20 knot wind. This will only be available to you, as
everyone else will be freezing their tits off (I'm surprised no one mentioned 'tit' in the above puzzle!) under cloudy skies and gusty
winds that drop to nothing just as they've rigged up, or go ballistic just as they've rigged their biggest kit.
In addition, everytime you turn up to the beach, a couple of bikini-clad Reef girls will appear out of the dunes to set your kite up
for you and apply sun-cream (you won't be needing a wetsuit). They will then stand at the waters edge cheering every move you make!
When you finally come off the water they will be ready with a cool glass of beer and will help you with some much needed R&R.
Everyone else will meanwhile be struggling to sort out their tangled lines with frozen hands wearing sand-filled damp smelly wetsuits
with their wife and kids yelling at them that they want to go home!.
Hows that sound??
Al.
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bucski
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| posted on 9-12-2003 at 08:36 |
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Couldn't have said it better myself, consider all my brownie points transferred, use them wisely!!
Am now taking two weeks off work to enjoy my forecast, tell those reef girls to wait in the dunes for me!!!!
tim
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col123
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| posted on 9-12-2003 at 10:16 |
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for your sake buckski i hope al's right cause if the weathers cold those reef girls will be mightly disappointed..as us blokes all know
things shrivel in the cold....
heated pants any-one
To Infirmary and beyond..
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bucski
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| posted on 9-12-2003 at 11:34 |
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cheers col
things may shrivel up a little for us blokes, but think about the effect of the cold on those reef girls, something to hang your kite
lines on!!!
tim
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