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Author: Subject: A little story about Dunk
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posted on 26-10-2005 at 12:14 Reply With Quote
A little story about Dunk

Dunk & The Princess were making passionate love in his van when suddenly
the princess yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!"

Dunk, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a sadomasochistic ecstasy.

A week later, the princess noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking
session were starting to fester so she asked her doctor to check them out.

The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
Embarrassed, she admitted that she did.

The doctor nodded. "I thought so. In all my years of doctoring this is the worst case of 'Van Aerial Disease' I've ever seen!!








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posted on 26-10-2005 at 12:59 Reply With Quote
Ha Ha, very funny!!!!!!





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posted on 26-10-2005 at 15:45 Reply With Quote
Nice, I like it!!





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posted on 26-10-2005 at 17:05 Reply With Quote
I've been telling that joke for years (without the mention of Dunk) but no one ever found it funny... We must have a similar sense of humour Graham!

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