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posted on 14-12-2004 at 14:47 Reply With Quote
Ho Ho Ho

He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, AND THEN HE STUFFED THE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!

May I be the first to wish all your dirty little minds a very HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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posted on 14-12-2004 at 15:03 Reply With Quote
very good.....happy xmas and a windy new year...no not sprouts






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posted on 14-12-2004 at 17:10 Reply With Quote
happy crimbo all,

and if he did that to the turkey, imagine what he did to his woman!

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posted on 14-12-2004 at 22:49 Reply With Quote
bah Humbug !





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posted on 15-12-2004 at 08:47 Reply With Quote
Heres to a Swell Christmas (get it? Swell... swell) pah never mind!







Wasn't summer great? I think it was on a Thursday!

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posted on 16-12-2004 at 19:23 Reply With Quote
hey dunkster you were getting me all excited for a moh!!

Merry christmas dudes and dudettes





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