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posted on 29-3-2004 at 13:37 Reply With Quote
joke!

no wind etc so here's a joke for you all

Two cowboys from Wyoming walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.

"No," signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.

This shocks the woman to a violent spasm,the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer.

His partner says in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I ain't never seen nobody do it."

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posted on 29-3-2004 at 14:58 Reply With Quote
lol - almost as good (or bad!!) as some of mine! i won't embarras myself by posting them though!!

i'll have to try and remember that one






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posted on 29-3-2004 at 15:24 Reply With Quote
I hope you mean remember as in re-tell the joke not remember as try it out sometime!
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