Rumour has it,

Blue beard never made it to the coast this weekend as he didnt want to lose his place in the queue for his free bus pass.

The massif had cake with loads of candles, to be honest, it looked more like a hedgehog! It was very nice though

So, Happy Birthday for this week dude!

Hope you have a good time!

Dunks

Hopefully you informed the fire brigade before lighting that many candles.

Happy birthday Neil.

Al.

I didn't know it was your birthday Neil, hope you celebrated with some good quality beers and trust you received copious amount of helicopters as gifts?
Many happy returns.

YES!!

Today is the anniversary of that auspicious day when, many, many years ago a squealing, kicking little bundle of joy came into the world, and little about Neil has changed since.

Few know that he is in fact Methusula's elder cousin, but is remarkably well preserved - testament to the pickling qualities inherent in real ale.

We had a great party for the venerable one last weekend, with a large cake and a vaste array of candles - so many in fact that a couple of passing tramps came over to warm themselves for a while.

Sadly the birthday boy wasn't present to mark this significant milestone, but everyone else had a great time on his behalf.

And Dunk's remark about queuing for a bus pass is of course totally untrue.

(You order them online nowadays)