Inflatable Doll
A guy goes into an adult store in and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or Female?'
Customer says, 'Female.'
Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?'
Customer says, 'White.'
Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Wait for it
Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows herself up'.