Well, didnt make the trip to Borth this weekend as hoped as had an impromptu visit down to Falmouth to see my eldest son.

Had a night out on the town saturday. Ended up in a bar, got chatting to a few local ladies. Well, there was this one woman, a bit older than me at 51, but very nice all the same, certainly a life by the sea hadnt done her any harm. She had a naturally tanned look and was fit in all the right places. We got to talking about kids and was flattering me with the 'you dont look old enough to have a son of 21' speech etc.

Anyway, one thing led to another and the talk loosened up a bit as the drinks continued. Got around to talking about 3'somes and had I ever had the pleasure and in particular a 'mother and daughter' ? To which I replied "no, but lived in hope".

So, with my son off with his girlfriend to another bar I was left to my own devices. The aforementioned lady invited me back to hers. Opened the door to a very nice house and a few kisses later we are over the threshold. She leaned in and whispered... "are you still up for that mother and daughter session ?", a big grin from me answered her question, at which point she leaned on the stair rail and called out "mum, are you still awake ?"

Hahaha, brilliant, I guessed the punch line but it was still an excellent joke