immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have
no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
surfacing over and over again. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer & I don't
think I could do that all day long".
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time
after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks all day," said George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush
looked in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
