the princess yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!"
Dunk, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they shared it until they both collapsed in a sadomasochistic ecstasy.
A week later, the princess noticed that the marks left by their lovemaking
session were starting to fester so she asked her doctor to check them out.
The doctor took one look and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
Embarrassed, she admitted that she did.
The doctor nodded. "I thought so. In all my years of doctoring this is the worst case of 'Van Aerial Disease' I've ever seen!!
