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dunk - 17-2-2005 at 14:19

Richard just sent me this ,it made me laugh,

Subject: Letter to B+Q customer services

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours sincerely,
John Roberts