He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, AND THEN HE STUFFED THE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!
May I be the first to wish all your dirty little minds a very HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Dunkster
very good.....happy xmas and a windy new year...no not sprouts
happy crimbo all,
and if he did that to the turkey, imagine what he did to his woman!
bah Humbug !
Heres to a Swell Christmas (get it? Swell... swell) pah never mind!
hey dunkster you were getting me all excited for a moh!!
Merry christmas dudes and dudettes