Gmac moved house last Friday, and being a good ol' boy he went missing investigating his new shed.

I'm told it was a good job he had his mobile phone with him.

OK... OK.... Flipping hell you can't hide anywhere now.....!

Before all the rumours start... I was putting stuff into the shed when the dorr closed behind me.. (No latch inside..) :-)

It was very dark.. so much so that I had to feel my way round but as I was beginning to enjoy myself a little to much I thought, best get out.

Cries for help were to no avail, plus sounded very wimpy.. so resorted to calling the better half on the mobile, who as it happened saw me go into the shed and wondered what I was doing...

As you can imagine the removal men thought it highly amusing and the story is still doing the rounds... In fact I was very surprised it has reached here...

Signing off now with a slightly red face.

LOL...

Ahhhh... I did wonder why Dave had posted that, it all makes sense now.



Al.

Help... Help... Help!!!

I think If I had been one of your new neighbours or even a removal man and had heard cries of help coming from the shed I would have just started pissing myself rather than come to your aid....

Did you find anything exciting in the shed??

Joner

[Edited on 22-1-2004 by Joner]