Thought you might enjoy this. I'm sure Anna (and many other windsurfers partners) will relate to it

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An Ode to Windsurfing?ñ. In January!

I??m in love with a boy who??s a bit special
Who doesn??t do weights at the gym
But dresses in rubber and latex
And goes where the mad eejits swim

He thinks that it??s mild when it??s freezing
And he rigs up his sail to his boom
But the day will come when men in white coats
Will lock him in a well-padded room

They??ll examine for signs of psychosis
And ask them selves how could it be?
That this man likes to sail on the ocean
When the temperature??s below minus 3!

He??ll protest that he has a rubber balaclava
And he wees down his leg when he can
And they??ll release him with strong medication
With a warning tag- ?´Do Not Approach this Man!??

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It all seems about right to me!...I've always said you have to be a bit mad to want to strip off and get in the water in Wales in Winter!