Had a wicked session a couple of days ago. had loads of 1 foots, and thought, right its board off time. Due to wearing gloves, rails were out of the question, so I went for the handle grab variety.

To my shock, there was some thing stopping me from grabing my handle.
MY BELLY!!!!

Any other pie appreciaters, got a way around this. Or do I have to quit my " A pie a day,( or2), and loads of beer keeps the doctor away" Theory?!

MMM sorry Shem. Can't say I've had that problem myself (30 inch waist!! He He).

Try asking Neil?

I don't think he'll be able to help you shem, he also has other problems reaching his grab handle!

Perhaps only the Dunkster will be learning boardoffs this year!

grow longer arms fat boy...

seriously try a waist harness it makes all the difference...or get a grab handle thats 4 foot long

[Edited on 15-3-2005 by col123]

Mmmmmm, Ski pole sticking up off handle, Have to watch out for me tackle though.

dont worry mate you can become honoury member of the pie club elite! cant give up the beer; i too am thinking of trying a waist harness this year; the good news is that you dont have to worry about it riding up as you wear it below the bulge! save a fortune and still get as many pies and pints down you as you want.
SORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!